Brian Scalabrine Announces Return To Celtics In LeBron James Style
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Brian Scalabrine Announces Return To The Celtics In LeBron James Style

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Brian Scalabrine, or the White Mamba, announced in hilarious essay form that he’ll be a color commentator CSNNE for the Boston Celtics game this season.

A sample of the Scalabrine’s parody of LeBron James’ ‘I’m Coming Home’ essay announcing his return to Cleveland:

I took the ball, took their pride, and showed them what the White Mamba was all about. They wrote me letters and asked for my autograph.  Some even invited me to their weddings, it go a little weird.  Even Bill Simmons has wanted me back for quite some time.  I’ve met with Bill, face-to-face, man-to-man.  We’ve hashed it out. Bill fist pumped on the air during this year’s NBA Draft.  Everybody makes mistakes.  I’ve made mistakes as well – I once mispronounced Omer Asik’s name in Chicago. Who am I to hold a grudge?

[CSNNE]

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