Bo Pelini was fired by Nebraska early on Sunday morning after getting his 9th win of the season on Saturday against Iowa. Naturally, @FauxPelini reacted in the most perfect fashion.
THAT'S IT I QUIT
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU ARE PAYING ME NOT TO LIVE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THIS IS VERY CONFUSING I DIDN'T KNOW OUR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR WAS A REAL PERSON
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
CAN I GO BACK INTO THE STADIUM AND SAY GOODBYE ONE LAST TIME ALSO WHERE IS MY BLOWTORCH
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WHERE IS MY STAPLER
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WELL I FINALLY LOST LESS THAN FOUR GAMES IN A SEASON SO YOU'RE WELCOME
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
I HEREBY OFFER TO COACH NEBRASKA IN THE BOWL GAME I CAN DO IT VIA TWITTER HOW HARD CAN IT BE
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
Hopefully this is not the last that we’ve seen from Bo Pelini or this parody account.
