I think it’s safe to say that Faux Pelini is the best parody account on twitter and this exchange with the University of Wisconsin’s official twitter account was simply outstanding.
.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP:
1 blowtorch
3 hammers
2 baseball bats
1 polar bear
coffee— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini How ‘bout a truck load of cheese curds?
— UW–Madison (@UWMadison) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Hold your horses. Just wait ’til Jump Around. pic.twitter.com/oFFaiF162v
— UW–Madison (@UWMadison) November 15, 2014
To make things better, the UW-Madison police chimed in regarding Pelini’s request.
.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI…none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI…none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Never change.
