I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014
The Hefty Lefty may be recovering from a broken leg, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Jared Lorenzen dropped this bomb on Twitter after the new NCAA Unlimited Food and Snacks Policy was announced, much to the delight of current and former college athletes.