Deadspin Says Michigan Football Team Is Trash

Here’s how Deadspin’s piece about Michigan opened:

Michigan is such trash, man. Like Texas, it sits on the perch reserved for college football’s giants but shits away its legacy year after year, letting guys like Brady Hoke come in and do nothing for four years. This year, Michigan decided to use the pull that comes with 50 odd years of dominance to hire a real lunatic of a head coach, Jim Harbaugh, who will supposedly win them some games. So when they don’t win games this year, it’s going to be so, so sweet.

As MgoBlog’s Ace Anbender notes, Deadspin wrote the article without even discussing the likely quarterback for the Wolverines next season:

Then, when it was pointed out about Rudock, the author notes in the comment section that the former Iowa QB is nowhere near as good as Cardale Jones, J.T. Barrett and Connor Cook:

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