Luis Suarez: “I Collided With His Shoulder, These Things Happen”

If you haven’t heard about the latest Luis Suarez biting incident, then you’re probably living underneath a rock. The 27-year-old Liverpool striker was asked about taking a chunk out of Giorgio Chiellini shoulder after Tuesday’s Italy-Uruguay World Cup match.

“These situations arise on the pitch. I’ve collided with his shoulder. It drove me a little crazy too, but these things happen on the pitch. There is no need to make a story out of it.”

Suarez reportedly could face a 24 month suspension from FIFA, but let’s be real, is there anyway he sits a minute of the remainder of this World Cup?