Patrick Kane Shows Up To Local Men’s League Game And Dominates, Obviously

What do you do after you sign an 8-year, $84 Million contract extension? You go play in a local Buffalo Men’s hockey league game. Kane suited up for the Piranhas and helped throttle the Essex St. Pub team, 13-5. I feel bad for the Essex St. Pub goalie, who obviously had his hands full. Here’s the scoring summary and box score:

I’m honestly disappointed that Pat Kane only had 5 goals and 5 assists. Even with a 25% effort, he should have been good for a solid 8 or 9 goals. Vinny Scarsella actually led the Piranhas in goals with 7 and he played for the Utah Grizzlies last year.

This is also Kane’s second appearance with this team. The first time around he only had one goal and 2 assists.

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