FSU Conducts #AskJameis Q & A, Results Are Predictable And Hilarious

Some day you would think that people would finally get the hint and that the #AskInsertCelebrity is a horrible idea that only yields ridiculous questions. Then again, I really enjoy reading said questions, so hopefully they don’t stop. Enjoy these hilarious tweets.

How do you expect to evade the nations top defenses when you couldn’t even evade Publix’s? #AskJameis

— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) August 10, 2014

To catch a crab, would you: Use a trap, Shoot with BB gun, Gang up with your boys and just take it, or I’d steal one from Publix #AskJameis

— I Reckon (@rowlandcto) August 10, 2014

@FSU_Football aside from your game, how much has your use/comprehension of the English language improved this offseason? #AskJameis

— Shawn Laurence (@ShawnLaurence) August 10, 2014

What’s your favorite class: English, Speech, Women’s Studies, or Criminal Justice? #AskJameis

— Pre (@bertohhhh) August 10, 2014

Is life better down where it’s wetter under the sea? #AskJameis pic.twitter.com/nFgUK7Leco

— Bandit (@banditref) August 10, 2014

#AskJameis In your opinion, was the Cold War inevitable? If not, was the United States or the USSR more to blame? Was we scrong?

— Chris H (59-57) ⚾️ (@BamaChilld28) August 10, 2014

#AskJameis How many lucky ladies did you give the crabs to?

— Page Q (@PageQSports) August 10, 2014

#AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 10, 2014

Was the Marshall Plan after WW II a response to the failures of the Treaty of Versailles post WWI? Answer in 2 tweets, please. #AskJameis

— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) August 10, 2014

What’s harder for you stealing crab legs or trying to read these tweets? #2Scrong #AskJameis

— justin (@justinnnn95) August 10, 2014

#AskJameis Favorite animated crab: Sebastian from “The Little Mermaid” or Mr. Krabs from “Spongebob Squarepants”?

— Peyton’s Head (@PeytonsHead) August 10, 2014

Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) August 10, 2014

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